Wofet 

Also known as an over weight hobbit who is may or may not be comfortable with themselves.

"Oh my, Mary sure has become wofet." says Minna
"I know, we should play a jukary on her."
"Yeah!"

Wofet by juliet macbeth December 1, 2009

woketard 

Somebody so woke they can't think straight.

After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.

"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.

woketard by AmosDW July 25, 2019

Woketard 

Someone that has been so brainwashed by political correctness and the woke culture that all common sense and rational thought no longer exists in their lives.

That girl is such a woketard that she actually believes her born male transgender brother is a woman and can have a period.... Science!!

Woketard by Boone 2020 July 3, 2020

woketivism 

Woke generation Z who claim to be activists but regurgitate talking points addressing large, complex issues that they cannot unpack for the sake of seeming “woke”.

“If we just lived in a communist society, that’d be lit man.”
*tweets about horrors of capitalism on iphone*
“Ugh, I’m so ashamed to be white.”
*takes hot selfie at Black Lives Matter protest*

“Madison is on a woketivism rant, bitching about large corporations while sipping from Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte”

woketivism by anonymous September 11, 2020

woketard 

Jack Dorsey and all his virtual spawn.

"Why does twitter support JY's campaign to force immigrant women to wax his hairy balls"? "I don't know. Probably because Jack Dorsey is such a gay woketard."

woketard by Louis XIV December 10, 2019

Wolfette 

The most amazing girl in the world, a girl that can laugh at you and with you. Goes by the name Migdalia or Dalia. Her kindness and sex appeal can be confused with being easy but she’s far from that. She has more self respect than Denzel Washington in “ training day”. If you ever get lucky enough to meet a wolfette, you better not ever let her go cause you are officially the luckiest man in the world. She will love you, fuck your brains out and be loyal to you and only you for ever. A wolfette is sweet, compassionate, sexy, gorgeous, and undeniably hilarious. A wolfette can be the best sister, friend, wife and mother. Never ever let go of her if your lucky enough to find one. Wolfette fan for life.

Wow I think I just met the best girl in the world, must be a wolfette.

Dude, have ever met a girl that is gorgeous with a amazing personality? Only once her name was wolfette.

Wolfette by Tico wolf June 30, 2018

Woketropolis 

Noun - The the second largest city in the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier spring break destination for aspiring Woketopians, Woketards and Wokefarians, who need to left off some steam after a full year of burning down and looting American cities and hurting innocent people in the process.

This year, the Woke Cartel will be vacationing in Woketropolis, and will then pub crawl their way back to New Woke City, leaving a long snail trail dripping from their asses along the way.

Woketropolis by La Pluma May 15, 2021