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noun. One who does all the easy jobs and leaves all the hard shit to his colleagues.

See also Wodge and Wodging
"Pete's a lazy f*cking Wodger"
Wodger by solihullslim April 15, 2004
Words you can keep
another name for my little willy
"do not peck my wodger, skylark, it hurts. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
wodger by Granny Doris 69 January 25, 2019
Related Words
Wodger welly wodger wodge Wogger WONGERS wooger wadger Wedger Widger Woggery
A person who constantly has bad odorous feet.
Man 1: "Takes of his shoes"
Man 2: Ohh Man 1, you wodger, those slabs of meat smell like Wallis and Gromits fridge!
Man 1: I aint no wodger!
Man 2: Take a wiff dude.
Man 1: "takes a wiff" "passes out"
Man 2: Wodger...
Wodger by jazaaa August 19, 2008
Wodger is the biggest gangster in Teeside. Not the usual type of person you want to mess about with.
Wodger is a loose one yno g... ain't gonna swing his way in case he cheff up a man.
Wodger by Woj October 2, 2018

welly wodger 

A clever wooden device for removing your wellyboots without getting your hands dirty.
Mum! Have you seen the welly wodger?
The combination of the words weed and booger. A wooger is a chunk of weed that gets in your mouth when smoking joints and blunts. They usually more resin than plant.
Aye bro, you got a wooger on your lip.
wooger by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016
"I love Lucy, she's my woogert."
WOOGERT by womkers February 11, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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