wodger

another name for my little willy

"do not peck my wodger, skylark, it hurts. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

by Granny Doris 69 January 25, 2019

Wodger

noun. One who does all the easy jobs and leaves all the hard shit to his colleagues.

See also Wodge and Wodging

"Pete's a lazy f*cking Wodger"

by solihullslim April 15, 2004

Wodger

A person who constantly has bad odorous feet.

Man 1: "Takes of his shoes"
Man 2: Ohh Man 1, you wodger, those slabs of meat smell like Wallis and Gromits fridge!
Man 1: I aint no wodger!
Man 2: Take a wiff dude.
Man 1: "takes a wiff" "passes out"
Man 2: Wodger...

by jazaaa August 19, 2008

welly wodger

A clever wooden device for removing your wellyboots without getting your hands dirty.

Mum! Have you seen the welly wodger?

by The Glans Punis May 23, 2005

Wodger

Wodger is the biggest gangster in Teeside. Not the usual type of person you want to mess about with.

Wodger is a loose one yno g... ain't gonna swing his way in case he cheff up a man.

by Woj October 2, 2018