wobasted

(woe BAS tid): intoxicated to the point of saying "I LOVE YOU" to everyone in the room, trying to call your ex gf (which you shouldn't) and accidentally calling your mom (which you REALLY shouldn't), or engaging in sexual relations with someone who weighs more than 200 lbs

My iPod got stolen, so I got wobasted.

by Dafydd March 7, 2006

Woasted

What the weird kid in the back of your class yells when the teacher roasts a student.

"Robbie, why are you always late to class? Too busy kissing your girlfriend in the hallway?"

*entire class ooh's and ahh's*

"Woasted!! Woasted!!"

by George Washingmachine April 19, 2016

Wombasted

Suddenly being covered in a substance unexpectedly.

(Baby pukes all over themselves) Whoa, you just got wombasted!

by Hav’s Mum October 29, 2025