greeting ya girl while expressing your love for sizzurp.
the term was popularized in central louisiana and mississippi, by the underswamp southern gals, known as the crayfish cordelias
girlie 1: wuzzurp, sally j?
girlie 2: oh haaaay, nadine antoinette, gotta 4L jug of dat purple drank, let's hit up the bayou with missy sookie stackhouse.
1. A shower in which one is hosed by a milkywhite substance.
2. A shower in which one is hosed down by Wizzup
3. A shower in which one shares the stall with Wizzup
4. Any combination of the above.
(From the legal records of berky_jeef Vs. Wizzup, 1996)
Prosecutor: On the night of January the Fifth, is it true that you gave my client one of your famous 'Wizzup Showers'
Wizzup: Yes, it is.
Prosecutor: Is it true that he had explicitly requested a so called 'Wizzup shower' from you before the incident?
Wizzup: Yes sir. He verbally communicated the wish to receive such a shower several hours prior.
Prosecutor: That is all, your honor.
Judge: You may return to your seat, Wizzup. Next witness.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!