wizzurd
Liz: "Doobie wizzurd on the deck and the asshole downstairs got mad."
Aaron: " O snap, fuck that guy. lol."
Aaron: " O snap, fuck that guy. lol."
wizzurd by Demonik H. Orde October 21, 2026
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Wizzords
When word or words is just too plain for a chat conversation. So you spice it up by adding some Z's and an S.
Wizzords by Sapper Daddy1 July 22, 2013
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your a wizzard hary
You're a wizard Harry.
I'm a... WHAT?!
Harry, you're a wizard.
I'm a what?!
A wizard, Harry.
I'm a WIZARD?!
Yes Harry, you're a wizard.
But I'm just Harry.
Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.
But I'm just Harry!
No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!
Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!
NO! Harry, you are a wizard!
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Listen Harry, you are a wizard!
No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!
A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!
Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.
Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!
HARRY, you are a wizard!
Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.
I'm a... WHAT?!
Harry, you're a wizard.
I'm a what?!
A wizard, Harry.
I'm a WIZARD?!
Yes Harry, you're a wizard.
But I'm just Harry.
Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.
But I'm just Harry!
No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!
Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!
NO! Harry, you are a wizard!
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Listen Harry, you are a wizard!
No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!
Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!
A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!
Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.
Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.
I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!
HARRY, you are a wizard!
Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!
For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.
your a wizzard hary by notsouratall June 2, 2020
Fat Wizzard
The slang term describing one whom is liked by his peers, friends, as well as school teachers and parents. The word is often times applied to those who have just engaged in a certain sexual or associative activity with females.
John, you fat wizzard you, last night's circle rim was fantastic!
I know, i can't wait for next week's awful waffle!
I know, i can't wait for next week's awful waffle!
Fat Wizzard by Rimming roms September 29, 2010
wizzards sleeve
wizzards sleeve by daniel kemp December 7, 2006
Wizzard
A special blend of the cannabis plant, the two strands used to make Wizzard are Creeper mids, and Fire mids. The creeper and fire strand is indigenous to the Pittsburgh suburbs. Wizzard was crafted by a young botanist who is also working on a special blend that will remain unnamed. Yo itz dat Wizzard.
Person A: this is some good weed must be dat creeper.
Person B: Nahh cuz its dat creeper wit da fire.
Person A: O snap im smokin dat Wizzard.
Person B: Nahh cuz its dat creeper wit da fire.
Person A: O snap im smokin dat Wizzard.
Wizzard by The Botanist December 15, 2008
Grand Wizzard Theodore
Legendary inventor of the scratch.
The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.
The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.
Grand Wizzard Theodore by DJ Conan April 12, 2004
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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