A shortannoying guy that usually happens to be African American and typically has the most luscious tsunamis on his head. Aspires to be a big muscular guy and is really socially awkward for no reason.
Ex. 1
(Witherson's average conversation)
Witherson: I may be short but my waves are really luscious
Unknown kid: U right ur tsunamis give you an extra 3 inches in height
Ex. 2
(Witherson around any girl)
Witherson: uh, h-h-h-h-ii
Girl: hi...?
Witherson: h-h-how are y~ you?
Girl: uh good ig
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.