The town that drains you of your will to live until you forget your previous life and become another close-minded and unbelievably idiotic resident of Southwest VA. The hills close you in. There is no escape.

newcomer: "did you hear in the news about the upheaval in Libya?"
resident of 2 yrs: "no, i don't care about stupid stuff like that in the outside world... i live in Wytheville Virginia!"

Wytheville Virginia by thehillshaveeyes December 14, 2011

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Fort Wetherill

Best place to bomb hills and cliff jump in Rhode Island. Located in Jamestown.

"We're going to Fort Wetherill to cliff-jump."

Fort Wetherill by spease September 10, 2006

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Withering Tights

Withering Tights is a novel written by English author Louise Rennison about the misadventures of a girl called Tallulah Casey. It is a work of teenage fiction and good reviews. As of 2013, there are 3 books in the series (but more may still come). These are:
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights

The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'

Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.

Withering Tights by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013

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