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1.The act of attempting to ejaculate through masturbation, but due your extreme obesity, you cannot get off. 2. A phantom version of jacking off.
He has been in the bathroom for hours, but don't worry, it just a wishnoff session.
by You are not Barbara January 07, 2016
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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