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wishbones 

A part of the anatomy of chickens and other fowls which, because of their singular presence in the body of those animals, and remarkable shape, were considered 'lucky' and one could hold one leg of the wishbone and another person hold the other and pull while making a wish. The person left with the bigger piece supposedly gets their wish fulfilled.
There was a novelty song in the 1940's with the line, beans have no wishbones, chiddi-buck-choo. It was very silly and that silliness caused me to remember it from my largely misspent childhood. Indeed, beans, not being animals, have no bones at all, let alone wishbones.
wishbones by FlesticleBoy August 19, 2019
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Redneck wishbone

When there are only two beers left in a four or six pack, two people will each grab onto one, and pull them from the plastic ring they're attached to. The one that still has the plastic ring attached to their beer is granted a wish.
"Damn Joe, we only have 2 natty light tall boys left, but on the plus side we get to redneck wishbone with them!
Redneck wishbone by Cnj86 April 3, 2010

Admirals Wishbone 

The Admirals Wishbone originated in Rota,Spain on a Spanish Naval Base. The Admirals Wishbone is a sexual act, the nature of this act is thought by some to be impossible. To successfully do The Admirals Wishbone, one must take his balls into a womens anus while he still is banging her vagina. Thus creating a wishbone type of shape.
Guy 1: "Bro! Last night me and Sally got freaky and she let me do the Admirals Wishbone."

Guy 2: "Nice Bro! You deserve some shots tonight!"
Admirals Wishbone by Conway TittyBang December 10, 2013

wishbone ash 

A classic Rock band featuring twin lead guitars - these guys were the main influence on Iron Maiden.
I just got back from a Wishbone Ash gig - it was awesome! Muddy Manninen is the bomb!
wishbone ash by the sexy mofo December 11, 2008

Walker wishbone 

When a dude is taking a shit and he takes a picture of his cock with the fat turd in the background then sends it to his chick.
I was bored while taking a shit and I sent my chick a walker wishbone!

fishbones 

slang for boob bridge; the ripples of fabric created between a pair of bodacious tatas.
I only watched "Friends" to see Jennifer Anniston's fishbones.
fishbones by Daddy Plaid April 11, 2007

inner wishbone 

A girl's labia minora and clitoral hood. They usualy connect at the top over the clitoris giving the impression of a wishbone whithin the vagina.
Please, show me your inner wishbone.
inner wishbone by Rickrner August 12, 2006
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