wire up 

connect something with other

Especially connect electrical equipment to something with wire

send a telegram

send money through electronically

If you want to hear sound loudly in TV you can wire up the TV to speakers through amplifiers

wire up by cvam April 26, 2012

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe 

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe by octopod August 25, 2004

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire 

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire by Ariluto April 30, 2006

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019