Wipple

When your nipple goes all big and aggy when it is warm (warm nipple)

Tim: Egh, what is that? That is angin
Sarah: *blushes and flicks nipple so it goes hard and erect* the room is really warm and I got wipple

Wipple by m.lik January 7, 2014

wipple

What a drunk calls his third saggy nipple

Grandpa "Dis right herr... This here is my wipple, you are free to touch my wipple"
Me"Sorry you had to hear that, he's been that way without his meds.

wipple by ToOnErDuDe14 August 8, 2016

Wipple Puff 

Somebody who sniffs a seat after someone was sitting on it

Do you see that guy? He just sniffed that seat after that women got up! What a wipple puff!

Wipple Puff by crab man February 28, 2009

Wipple Dip 

A term used to indicate that one is speaking of psychedelic research chemicals that have compound abbreviations that are way too long to remember for the average bozo; 5-meo-mipt

Psychonaut A: lecturing his homies on an intense philosophical subject that makes no sense whatsoever while impaired by 5 meo mipt.

Psychonaut B: "dude got his shit flipped on the wipple dip"

Wipple Dip by the poonsauce crimeboss December 18, 2012

Snopple Wopple 

A Sexy Youtuber Man

"Damn subscribe to snopple wopple"
"What One"
"The one with the tomato pfp"

Snopple Wopple by Snopple Wopple October 14, 2020

Wimpleton 

A hooligan thats both a wimp and a simpleton, a mook about as strong as a goldfish and has the brain of one too. Perfect insult for pretentious ass clowns carrying dildos and alien guns.

Look at that english mook with the perm, I swear he's the biggest wimpleton going, hes asking for a bumming off grizzly Adams going down dodgie.

Wimpleton by JiminyBritshCricket April 10, 2012

mr whipple 

A fictional crooked ebay seller,from Mr. Whipple in the old Charmin commercials , in other words a seller of ass-wipe. Mr Whipple will send the wrong items, and when contacted admit that it is his mistake. Mr Whipple will then offer to give a refund provided you send the items back. Paying $10 to return a $10 item is not worthwhile, and Mr Whipple counts on this. If you point out it is his mistake, and he should pay to fix it Mr Whipple will tell you to read his return policy. If you threaten to give him negative feedback if he doesn't set things right Mr Whipple will shoot back that you are trying to blackmail him , and he is filing a complaint with ebay. By now you realise that Mr Whipple has done this many times before, and the $10 isn't worth the hassle. Signs of Whippledom an item is listed at a good price and gets no bidders item is re-listed at a better price and still no takers. Buyers who would be interested have been burned by the seller,or know about his past scams won't touch it. The seller has some really nasty feedback, and his standard reply is I offered to return their money. A seller whose refund policy is the buyer is responsible for all shipping no exception's deal where the items' cost is cheap and the shipping expensive. What to do. If it makes you feel better leave nasty feedback (like it really does any good), warn your friends, accept the fact that you have been cheated by a pro, and forget about it.

The seller sent the wrong stuff, and expects me to spend $10 for shipping to get a $10 refund, Mr Whipple strikes again. This is the third time I got cheated by Mr Whipple, how many of those guys are there ?

mr whipple by knowman March 7, 2008