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winsurance

In a game of baseball for example, "winsurance" are runs that are scored when you already have the lead in the game and are scored in the 7th inning or later. These are run that provide insurance that you will win the game.
The team was ahead 6 to 5 going into the 7th inning. They scored two more runs in the 8th inning to provide winsurance.
winsurance by drcft June 11, 2019
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Insurance Sip 

The swig of water that you take on water break just as a coach blows the whistle to come out.
I took my insurance sip right as Coach Al blew his whistle and said, "Come on Come on. Let's go. No walking on the field."
Insurance Sip by Dr. DaMan August 28, 2009

liberty mutual insurance

Mainly a crap phone call center job that provides false expectations for career guidance. They typically are a more expensive insurance product and praise to be better, but just as good as any other company. It’s also known as one of the worst places to work with an extremely high turn over ratio due to the micromanagement and high goals to be reached that are intangible. This company will be lucky to be around in a 100 years because they are destroying themselves from within by not even coming close to practicing quality OBM strategies.
Liberty Mutual Insurance sucks. I’d rather be homeless sucking dick for rocks under a bridge and smoking meth than work for Liberty Mutual as a career. I’d rather drink a gallon of jizz from a tube sock than to work there. I’d rather listen to Cardi Bs music than to work there. I’d would rather vote for Trump and have him as a POTUS than to work at Liberty Mutual. Fuck you Liberty Mutual!

visitor medical insurance

Visitor medical insurance is a term used for medical insurance for visitors to USA and visitors insurance is used in along with visitors health insurance and travel medical insurance for visitors to any foreign country.
VisitorsHealthInsurance.com offers a wide array of visitor medical insurance plans for USA visitors and international travelers.

dick insurance

When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.
Oh wow, a dog bit his dick halfway off? Its a good thing he has dick insurance.

FuckU Health Insurance 

The name of a plain-speaking newly formed health insurance company that takes its name from the overarching principle that powers healthcare insurance here in the good ol’ USA.
Get FuckU Health Insurance, it’s cheap and we’ll make sure you get to the morgue on time!
FuckU Health Insurance by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

insurance roll 

that extra roll of toilet paper you put on top of the toilet or on the side on the bathroom counter in case you think your gonna run out of the roll thats already on the side when you have to fire one out or take a massive shit. lincoln log on roid rage.
make sure you put an insurance roll in the bathroom if you think your gonna be in there for a while
insurance roll by MYNAMEIST March 6, 2007
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