Winmen

Soot's way of spelling women. Phonics sound similar, but spelling is completely different. Winmen has been evolved ever since to be the icon of misspelling words due to bad phonics.

Soots: LoRes, How u speel artvaar? ("avatar")?
LoRes: ? Do you mean aviator?
Scoots: NO U no wat U doing !!
LoRes: Aardvark?
Scoots: No!1 That picture that reprisints UR=name
LoRes: ...analogy? what are you comblitching about?
Soots: (sigh)... forget = it. i'll ask danielle...
LoRes: is that your winmen?

by LoRes January 11, 2008

winçent

Bay Area slang for cock. Synonymous to “winçul.”

Boris’s winçent looked really spooky when he aligned it next to the homeboys BWC before the blowbang.

Reuben snickered at his friends winçent when he pulled it out in front of the guys and hadn’t gotten a Brazilian wax in a week.

by GerthPaul November 8, 2020

winmong

To win against, or outsmart someone of a questionable mental capacity.

So I had to phone one of those annoying call centres the other day, but I totally winmong'd the guy on the other end

by bc0r August 21, 2013

wite wimmen

These are either hot blondes that are trying to get daddy jealous, or else big, fat, stringy-haired sugar mamas that prefer the licorice stick to vanilla sausage. They don't mind the low-IQ, giant pants, stupid rims, and nappy heads of the African men they crave. The giant tar hose more than makes up for it. Who cares about "intelligent conversation"? That's just what they tell the white man. All that really matters to them is size.

"Where are the wite wimmen at?"

by running out of patience April 29, 2008

Wintendo

A Windows-based system that is used only for gaming, whose user prefers a REAL Unix-based operating system (often some distribution of Linux or, more often, Mac OS X) for their serious work.

'Dude, that system's not even good enough to be a Wintendo. Throw it away and buy a new one.'

by Taylor R April 28, 2007

wimmenz

Slang for women, typically used by /b/tards and others with a profound knowledge of internet slang.

There are no wimmenz on teh intarwebz.

by Phillip Morris May 15, 2007

Wintense

adjective. When a situation is win but at the same time creating intense tension between the people involved.

emotion. The feeling of gratification and frustration towards a situation.

Guy: "God I love our friendship, seeing you every second day and talking to you almost every hour!"
Girl: "It's a bit wintense"

I got fired, heart broken, had the best lay of my life, got $12000 cash for free, bought Modern Warfare 3 today.. I'm feeling pretty fucking wintense right now.

by Angryphase March 13, 2012