12 definitions by LoRes
Scoots: LoRes, why U R keep macken up dees words?
LoRes: IDK My BFF Jill? That question is three hard for me!
LoRes: IDK My BFF Jill? That question is three hard for me!
by LoRes August 19, 2008
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To complain and bitch in excess at the same time, for long periods of time, about everything. Usually with your friend at a bar about your girlfriend/boyfriend being an ass. You may or may not be drunk at the time.
LoRes: Dammit... that whore Jill told me we were through. I just bought her a $120 dinner, and spent the whole day picking out a suite, and I helped her AND her friends move and..---
Scoots: What are you comblitching about, LoRes? Didn't you pwn her?
LoRes: (sigh) Yeah...
Scoots: What are you comblitching about, LoRes? Didn't you pwn her?
LoRes: (sigh) Yeah...
by LoRes August 24, 2007
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Noun - (Non Sexual.)
What Scoots originally thought was a shorter word for "Conversation." It originates from Diablo 2 during a long EXP-Adventure run in the Act 2 Deserts, after I was IMed by a winmen and couldn't assist in fighting for an unknown period of time (because winmen like to talk for hours upon hours and telling them you were in the middle of a game with Scoots results in a devastating blow from the Relationship Banhammer.)
What Scoots originally thought was a shorter word for "Conversation." It originates from Diablo 2 during a long EXP-Adventure run in the Act 2 Deserts, after I was IMed by a winmen and couldn't assist in fighting for an unknown period of time (because winmen like to talk for hours upon hours and telling them you were in the middle of a game with Scoots results in a devastating blow from the Relationship Banhammer.)
Scoots: LAWLright LoRes, we made it to the Horadric temple. All we have to do is go in there, kill the skeletons, run past the mummies, and finish the boss. I'm out of Town Portals (tps), and escape.
LoRes: (...)
Scoots: ALRIGHT CHUMS UP! LEZ DO DIS!1!1!1!1!11! (Scoots instantly dies)
Scoots: Fisk! Dammit LoRes!111!one Where in the name of Wirt were you while I was defeending U"re honOUR!1onepointone
LoRes: (...)
Scoots: Alright, just stay there and I'll come back and get my bod--(Scoots dies) FISK!!@ I can't get my armor back because I need it to run to get to my body!
LoRes: BACK. Sorry, I was in a winmen convoy. Fisking comblitching.... I signed off to make it look like I crashed though. Did I miss anything?
Soots: (Sigh)... No.
LoRes: (...)
Scoots: ALRIGHT CHUMS UP! LEZ DO DIS!1!1!1!1!11! (Scoots instantly dies)
Scoots: Fisk! Dammit LoRes!111!one Where in the name of Wirt were you while I was defeending U"re honOUR!1onepointone
LoRes: (...)
Scoots: Alright, just stay there and I'll come back and get my bod--(Scoots dies) FISK!!@ I can't get my armor back because I need it to run to get to my body!
LoRes: BACK. Sorry, I was in a winmen convoy. Fisking comblitching.... I signed off to make it look like I crashed though. Did I miss anything?
Soots: (Sigh)... No.
by LoRes July 10, 2008
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Slang for Charter Communications. The worst Internet Service Provider (ISP) encounterable. Chowdah Communications often sells broken parts and then charges more to fix them. Their internet bandwidth is really slow at .5mb/sec, even though the minimum speed possible is 4mb/sec. Their tech support is stationed in India, and they're probably all high off drinking too much Clam Chowdah, anyway.
Clam Charter has really awkward employees that drive orange Chowdah Rape Vanes that roam the streets.
Clam Charter has really awkward employees that drive orange Chowdah Rape Vanes that roam the streets.
Scoots: LoRes, do U R still = Clam Chowdah?
LoRes: YEEEHAWWW!!!111one!1 I was comblitching to them for an hour on the phone, and the Charter Bundle which controls internet, tv, phone, dropped my phonecall as they were pretending to fix my problem!
Scoots: FISK.dll!11! U R got PWN3d in 3D! Better call URU"R winmen N mak sure U R+"Re clear UR"RE knight!1!1 Chowdah will probably send an army of rape vans to U"RE HOUSE within teh_hour!1!
LoRes has logged off. Reason: Bad connection.
LoRes: YEEEHAWWW!!!111one!1 I was comblitching to them for an hour on the phone, and the Charter Bundle which controls internet, tv, phone, dropped my phonecall as they were pretending to fix my problem!
Scoots: FISK.dll!11! U R got PWN3d in 3D! Better call URU"R winmen N mak sure U R+"Re clear UR"RE knight!1!1 Chowdah will probably send an army of rape vans to U"RE HOUSE within teh_hour!1!
LoRes has logged off. Reason: Bad connection.
by LoRes February 29, 2008
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The ultimate party food among American college students. Where there's beer, you'll also find Doritos, especially the two most popular flavors:
-Cool Ranch
-and Nacho Cheese.
Daring and creative students may even mix the two flavors in a bowl!
-Cool Ranch
-and Nacho Cheese.
Daring and creative students may even mix the two flavors in a bowl!
LoRes: Where's the party at?
Scoots: Leon's house!11
LoRes: Nice. I hope we find some winmen and get in a convoy.
Scoots: Fisk.dat! I'm jost gun snaxZ0rs the whole time!
LoRes: Yeah, I saw him buy a shitload of Doritos and beer last night.
*Cops pull up*
Drunk Kids in Bush: SS....SCATTER!111
Scoots: Leon's house!11
LoRes: Nice. I hope we find some winmen and get in a convoy.
Scoots: Fisk.dat! I'm jost gun snaxZ0rs the whole time!
LoRes: Yeah, I saw him buy a shitload of Doritos and beer last night.
*Cops pull up*
Drunk Kids in Bush: SS....SCATTER!111
by LoRes September 07, 2008
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The 3rd word in a series of replacement swear words. After FSCK became the ridiculous swear word, this became the new one.
It's named after Sailor Fisk, a ship captain in the game Ragnarok Online.
It's named after Sailor Fisk, a ship captain in the game Ragnarok Online.
Scoots: LoRes, let's go kill some pirates!
LoRes: K
Scoots: U"RE ggoing to=love this guy's name... Tltalk to the sailor and have= him teleport = U'rE!1
LoRes: ...Sailor Fisk!? LAWLZORCOPTERS! FSCK that, I'm saying this from now on!
LoRes: K
Scoots: U"RE ggoing to=love this guy's name... Tltalk to the sailor and have= him teleport = U'rE!1
LoRes: ...Sailor Fisk!? LAWLZORCOPTERS! FSCK that, I'm saying this from now on!
by LoRes July 10, 2008
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Soots could no longer pwn noobs because he had a FPS headache. And he couldn't pwn noobs to start with in the first place.
by LoRes August 13, 2007
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