LoRes's definitions

Lawlmart

The funnier version of Walmart.

Scoots applied for a job at Lawlmart, but was not hired because he's not a winmen.

by LoRes April 4, 2009

Doritos

The ultimate party food among American college students. Where there's beer, you'll also find Doritos, especially the two most popular flavors:
-Cool Ranch
-and Nacho Cheese.
Daring and creative students may even mix the two flavors in a bowl!

LoRes: Where's the party at?
Scoots: Leon's house!11
LoRes: Nice. I hope we find some winmen and get in a convoy.
Scoots: Fisk.dat! I'm jost gun snaxZ0rs the whole time!
LoRes: Yeah, I saw him buy a shitload of Doritos and beer last night.
*Cops pull up*
Drunk Kids in Bush: SS....SCATTER!111

by LoRes October 22, 2008

three hard

Something that's more difficult than too hard, but not quite as hard as four hard.

Scoots: LoRes, why U R keep macken up dees words?

LoRes: IDK My BFF Jill? That question is three hard for me!

by LoRes October 11, 2008

Volume Control

The greatest game that ships on a Windows computer. It is classified as a game because it is located under the path:
Start>Programs>Accessories>Entertainment.

Nothing is more fit to entertain than Volume Control. The final boss of the game is Master Control at 100% volume. The game also includes secret bosses, such as treble and bass. Only *Advanced* players can find them.

Scoots: LoRes, want to play Halo?

LoRes: Nah, I'm leveling up in Volume Control... I'm in the Windows RG dungeon right now... Level 50 Wave Balance!

Scoots: Dammit!1!1 That's a winmen's game!

by LoRes September 30, 2008

Winch

Shorter name for Winchester Rifle, usually where quick and frantic action is necessary where syllables get chopped.

LoRes: Scoots, t3h zombies R = coming!1!1one
Scoots: DONU"T Fear!1!6! I upgraded my infratranet to a TI-83+ Connexion!
LoRes: ...That's a type of calculator...
Scoots: FSIK!!1! uR YOUR ur're Clam Chowdah has done it again!!199
LoRes: Dammit Scoots! Winmen keep PM/IMing me! I'm pinned down in a Winmen Convoy* (*conversation) GET THE WINCH!!!1onehundredeleven!1

by LoRes June 26, 2008

Convoy

Noun - (Non Sexual.)
What Scoots originally thought was a shorter word for "Conversation." It originates from Diablo 2 during a long EXP-Adventure run in the Act 2 Deserts, after I was IMed by a winmen and couldn't assist in fighting for an unknown period of time (because winmen like to talk for hours upon hours and telling them you were in the middle of a game with Scoots results in a devastating blow from the Relationship Banhammer.)

Scoots: LAWLright LoRes, we made it to the Horadric temple. All we have to do is go in there, kill the skeletons, run past the mummies, and finish the boss. I'm out of Town Portals (tps), and escape.

LoRes: (...)

Scoots: ALRIGHT CHUMS UP! LEZ DO DIS!1!1!1!1!11! (Scoots instantly dies)

Scoots: Fisk! Dammit LoRes!111!one Where in the name of Wirt were you while I was defeending U"re honOUR!1onepointone

LoRes: (...)

Scoots: Alright, just stay there and I'll come back and get my bod--(Scoots dies) FISK!!@ I can't get my armor back because I need it to run to get to my body!

LoRes: BACK. Sorry, I was in a winmen convoy. Fisking comblitching.... I signed off to make it look like I crashed though. Did I miss anything?

Soots: (Sigh)... No.

by LoRes June 26, 2008

Fisk

The 3rd word in a series of replacement swear words. After FSCK became the ridiculous swear word, this became the new one.
It's named after Sailor Fisk, a ship captain in the game Ragnarok Online.

Scoots: LoRes, let's go kill some pirates!
LoRes: K
Scoots: U"RE ggoing to=love this guy's name... Tltalk to the sailor and have= him teleport = U'rE!1
LoRes: ...Sailor Fisk!? LAWLZORCOPTERS! FSCK that, I'm saying this from now on!

by LoRes June 26, 2008