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Wink Job 

It begins with a 'reverse' tea bag. (you approach from above the head)this way the sack covers the eyes. the recipient flutters their eyelids in attempt to see what just happened.

You must be very careful, their reaction can be quite painful.
Honey, after I mow the lawn, can I get a wink job?
Wink Job by Woodwacker May 15, 2008
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wink job 

an sex act in which an individual removes his or her glass eye and allows the resulting orifice to be used as a pleasure orifice for another individual's penis.
My life's dream has been to receive a wink job from Sandy Duncan.
wink job by Rocky Rococo May 29, 2020

slimy winkjob 

sex (coitus, fucking, intercourse); wink = sideways eye; slimy = wet & ready.

winkjob for short
Man, oh man, I had a good time with Harriet lay night -- first a handy then a slimy winkjob! Then she sucked me clean. I love that girl! So does her husband, sadly.

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026