winged wombat

The male equivalent of a 'cougar'

Yo, did you see Grandpa Robert today? He was totes hitting on that 25 year old--what a winged wombat!

Like, ew.

IKR?!!!

Silly Robert. Tarts aren't for farts.

by JOE (Joe) February 11, 2014

wombat wings

Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.

Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."

by Broskiii December 03, 2009