Wingwanging

To flop ones flaccid penis in, and around another person's stretched anus, using a 'windmill' motion of the penis.

For Heterosexual 'Wingwanging' one example would be:

"Sophie was walking funny due to the severe Wingwanging Ian gave her anus last night"

For Homosexual 'Wingwanging' an example would be:

"Mike and Will loved to Wingwang each other before and after sex"

Wingwanging by Sammy boy Sammy lad February 11, 2009

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Wingmaning

Verb of wingman; actively assiting in getting, or replacing a woman for a bro. This can be at/during a party or in real time.

"Dude, thanks for wingmaning me at the party last night. I totally got laid thanks to you!"

Wingmaning by Alex Gniewek August 31, 2012

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wingbangin'

the act of going out with a close friend to "pick up the slack".

yeah I gotta go out with Johnny tonight. He's into this girl but she has nasty friends so i gotta take one for the team and go wingbangin'.

wingbangin' by danal whore December 31, 2009

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Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

Law of Absentee Wingmanning by thechop123 April 27, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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