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Wineshots 

A ritual commonly displayed by inhabitants of Geneva , Switzerland. The ritual consists in highly educated people getting together to celebrate their unpaid internships and/or financial shortcomings that have led to, a partial or full, financial dependency on their parents until what is considered, in most societies, to be a very old age. The ritual consists of people getting together and downing full cups of "Mountain" wine, which is the cheapest drink in the region, at any public park while utilizing disposable cups. However, anyone can engage in the ritual anywhere in the world as long as these people fulfill the following 5 conditions. First, they have to be at least 25 in age and, at least partially, financially dependent on parents. Second they have to be enrolled in, or have completed, a master's degree or above. Third, they have to do so with any type of wine which the bottle costs less than $3, converted to the respective currency of course. Fourth, they have to do so at any park or public event which one does not have to pay to attend. Finally, they have to down the full cup of wine utilizing any type of disposable container.
Ricky: Wineshots everyoneeeeee
Everyone else: NOOOOOO... okay let's do it, we are fucked anyways.
Wineshots by Mommolasucks March 28, 2019
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when you've had too many glasses of wine and you can't remember the events of the previous night/day/etc.
Tal told me I stood up on the bar and started stripping last night! I seem to have blocked it out. Must be winesia.
winesia by kds818 October 7, 2009

Amy Winehands 

A game in which players tape 2 bottles of wine to their hands. One bottle of white which is usually drunk first while it is still cold, and one bottle of red. The player may not remove either bottle until both bottles have been finished. Similar to edward ciderhands.
I pissed myself earlier while playing Amy Winehands
Amy Winehands by DennisCarbon October 12, 2010
that is so wingshan
WINGSHAN by hytsgok April 27, 2009
Day of the week, typically on Wednesday when girlfriends get together, share a few glasses of wine and unwind with girl time and laughter. Let it be known, it can occur multiple times a week if necessary or can be changed to another day but it will always be called Winesday.
"I had a rough day today.... Thank goodness it's Winesday!"
Winesday by Wino55 February 16, 2010

Edward Winehands 

Edward Winehands, a revolution in uncivilised drinking. Quite simply, the drinker has both hands gaffer-taped to his/her beverage of choice. With dexterity compromised, the only route to freedom, and to more drink, is to imbibe said beverages at maximum speed.
Edward Winehands events are happening all the time. Keep your eyes peeled, and your hands taped.