windozeing 

the act of falling asleep while in front of an open window on a computer so if a superior walks in the subject can quickly wake up and it will appear as though they have been working.

BOSS: Keep up the good work Jenson!

JENSON: (waking up) wha-? oh um two please.

BOSS: You wern't just windozeing were you Jenson?

windozeing by Mike Shippo August 20, 2007

windowing 

An entertaining sexual game. The game starts when a gentleman has sexy time with his lady from behind while she is facing a ground floor window. After swapping with a friend who has been hiding in a wardrobe (without the lady's knowledge), the gentleman then runs round to the outside of the window. He then records her surprise as she wonders who has been reaming her for the last few minutes.

I was windowing your mother last night. You should have seen the look on her face when she saw me outside the house! She'll be laughing about that for years to come.

windowing by B. Jesseling June 12, 2008

Windowing 

When someone's face becomes the window to a pair of beef curtains.

(Putting someones face up to a woman's vagina and licking the inner labia of her sexual organs)

I walked in and saw Patrick windowing Nadia, it was a spectacular sight.

Windowing by TheJokerr June 1, 2018

windowing 

The act of going to your crush's house removing all your clothes and then wiping your dick across a window preferably one where your crush can see you.

Tom: I was windowing Suzie last night when suddenly her dad came and I had to run away.
Paul: What the fuck is wrong with you?

windowing by TroofPoof May 4, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019