window cleaner

A noble profession... if your last profession was cleaning balls!

This bloke thinks I'm a bloody window cleaner!

by deathmetalfan November 16, 2011

nightly window cleaner

A guy who comes to your house every night to clean your windows while you sleep. He will only come if you sleep at any point of time in the night, and if you pull an all-nighter then your windows will not be cleaned. This could be an issue under circumstances where your window has the potential to get very dirty. There is a common saying, "Get a full night's rest, or your windows will be dirty!" which I did not just invent on the spot for the convenience of this definition.

"I've pulled two all-nighters in a row and I'm so tired!"
"Your windows must be dirty, maybe you should sleep to the nightly window cleaner will come?"
"That's a good idea."

by eggplantparmeZHAN May 21, 2023

Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.

"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"

by Geradinkus May 15, 2017

Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.

Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee

by Carltuk May 19, 2016

window cleaners bucket

Cavernous fanny

She has a fanny like a window cleaners bucket

by Peewak October 8, 2022

windows cleaned

To have your pockets emptied by unscrupulous people

I’ve just had my windows cleaned and it’s cost me £60.

by Kladdo August 18, 2023

windowcleaner

Used when referring to a person which had a sexual experience where he/she got caught by an individual or a group of people

"Hahaha look at cloud-, remember when he cleaned the window?"

or....

"Oh cloud, remember the windowcleaner?"

by VegetaSan January 18, 2007