windowcleaner 

Used when referring to a person which had a sexual experience where he/she got caught by an individual or a group of people

"Hahaha look at cloud-, remember when he cleaned the window?"

or....

"Oh cloud, remember the windowcleaner?"

windowcleaner by VegetaSan January 18, 2007

dutch windowcleaner 

The art of farting on a cold window and licking off the condensation.

What Bill never expected was to perform a Dutch windowcleaner in midwinter.

dutch windowcleaner by Nero the Fox November 5, 2013

nightly window cleaner 

A guy who comes to your house every night to clean your windows while you sleep. He will only come if you sleep at any point of time in the night, and if you pull an all-nighter then your windows will not be cleaned. This could be an issue under circumstances where your window has the potential to get very dirty. There is a common saying, "Get a full night's rest, or your windows will be dirty!" which I did not just invent on the spot for the convenience of this definition.

"I've pulled two all-nighters in a row and I'm so tired!"
"Your windows must be dirty, maybe you should sleep to the nightly window cleaner will come?"
"That's a good idea."

nightly window cleaner by eggplantparmeZHAN May 21, 2023

window cleaner 

A noble profession... if your last profession was cleaning balls!

This bloke thinks I'm a bloody window cleaner!

window cleaner by deathmetalfan November 16, 2011

Japanese window cleaner

A person who punctures their entire tongue with glass then french kisses people to death against their will.
Known to be the most deadly assasins alive.

"I hired Japanese window cleaner to kill (insert enemies name here)im also livestreaming it for pornhub"

"Hes training to become a Japanese window cleaner so he can kill everyone in Detroit"

Japanese window cleaner by Geradinkus May 15, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019