"Cigarettes have finally killed me. Like they killed my father, my father's father, my mother's father, my mother and her father. I just can't seem to give the damn things up. I love them! Sweet...smoky...cigarettes.
*sigh* You Delicious Bastard!"
*sigh* You Delicious Bastard!"
by deathmetalfan July 12, 2010
Something to help you track the number of times you jerk off in a day. Great to compare with others and attempt to find out who's the biggest pervert.
by deathmetalfan June 08, 2011
Cockney rhyming slang for 'coach'.
Sidney: My brother-in-law, he is in the coach business. He lets it out for outings and old age pensioners. I drive for him in me spare time.
Ms. Courtney: Would you like to go and ring him Sidney?
Sidney: Oh don't worry, I'll pop around the corner; it's not very far. I'll be back in 10 minutes with a cockroach.
Mr. Brown: A what?
Sidney: With a coach!
Ms. Courtney: Would you like to go and ring him Sidney?
Sidney: Oh don't worry, I'll pop around the corner; it's not very far. I'll be back in 10 minutes with a cockroach.
Mr. Brown: A what?
Sidney: With a coach!
by deathmetalfan April 15, 2011
by deathmetalfan June 03, 2011
Stripper: Would you like a lap dance?
by deathmetalfan May 22, 2011