Progressive mental deterioration that can occur at any age, due to generalized inebriation from to much consummation of wine. It is the most common cause of falling down & crackin your head!
"How many times is Mom going to ask where her Granddaughter is going??? I'm thinkin' she's been at the Wine again......Do you think she might be in the 1st stages of Winezheimer's?"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.