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awwww shit...there's that motherfucker that stole my brothers bike. i'm about to sweat him for real.
Sweat by Clard April 23, 2020
A text message you send to someone to let them know you want to talk by phone, but do not want to call the other person without warning, usually because of the time of day and the fear of outright assault by ones wife. Can be used alone as a single word or as part of a compound word with other words added to it, such as supdog, sup-per, sup-foo, etc.

Sup requires either a return phone call or a ready why the other party can't talk at that time. Ignoring a Sup is an indefensible violation of the bro code.
Sup is not used in a sentence.
Sup by Clard August 29, 2017

Water Closet 

When a dude is having sex and achieves orgasm while at the same time having a third person grab his scrotum and pull down enthusiastically.
Tim was gettin with this girl and right when he hit the jackpot, Patrick busted in and dropped a water closet on him. Tim was all pissed off because a dude was handling his junk but you know he was also kind of happy Patrick helped out too. Tims definitely gay now cuz he keeps askin Patrick to yank on him like a weed eater.
Water Closet by Clard April 17, 2014
I'll do your windies in wee lawd

That wee doll's a right windie licker
Windies by clard November 2, 2005