winboz 

#include
#include
#include

char make_prog_look_big1600000;

main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

printf(\"Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \\
or just call it Chicargo)\\n\");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open(\"a:\\swp0001.swp\", O_CREATE);

while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
}
return(unrecoverable_system);
}

Windows < Linux < Calculator

winboz by Ico dryjkata April 7, 2005

Windoze 

Derogatory internet slang for Microsoft Windows.

Windoze by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003

windoze 

an insult of Microsoft windows.

"Microsoft windoze NT 4.0"
" windoze sucks"

windoze by bob dexter August 18, 2016

Winooza 

The act of whipping out your massive cock and use it to slap someone/something.

To perform a winooza you must be packing at least 8 inches and have worked out your balls before.

PERSON 1 : Since nobody is watching, im just gonna hit the piñata with my cock
PERSON 2 : WTF, did that guy just winooza a piñata!?

Winooza by mawio June 19, 2021

Windozer 

A user (A) who will actively volunteer to help another user (B), just so that they can make a big show of how they don't know how to use B's machine, based solely upon deliberate ignorance of the operating system. They will thus insist that they don't know how to perform simple functions on an OSX or Unix machine, even though many such functions are handled exactly the same way as windows. Essentially the opposite of a unix or osx fanboy.

"OK so I'll just plug in this projector and we'll get started. - Oh, it's set to mirror. I was planning on doing this in Presenter Mode..."
"Oh, I can fix that, here let me... OH SHHHIIII- I didn't realise you were using one of...THESE things. I have no idea how to fix this on OSX."
"Christ, Bill. You're such a Windozer. Look - Apple menu> System Settings...>Displays. This is really the same as control panel. You're just making a big deal over nothing. Make an effort will ya??"

Windozer by keepCalmAndGetOuttaHere February 15, 2023

winbloze 

A mis-spell of the word said to say that the Microsoft Windows operating system fails, or that Microsoft is just trying to make money rather than focusing on good products.

<1> Windows fails, it's more like winbloze.
<2> I have to agree, that's why I do Mac.

winbloze by Racecar 56 February 18, 2009

Winooze 

A winter snooze

At noon I took a winooze

Winooze by Bacon_boy_33 February 7, 2019