a shitty operating system created by a monopoly. Commonly used by idiots who are too stupid to RTFM. The only feature that Windoze has that Linux doesn't is the BSOD, commonly seen by Windoze users.

Linux is a million times better than Windoze

Windoze by I hate winblows November 11, 2003

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Windoze

To sleep infront of your computer after the system being down for several seconds.

Windows ME started lagging, so I Windozed off into a land of chocolate and furry hippopotamuses named Jeffrey.

Windoze by B-Drac July 26, 2003

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Windoze Waste

Derogatory slang term referring to Microsoft's still unreleased operating system Windows Vista, allegedly big, bulky, and bloated which is an innecesary "update" which doesn't bring any improvement over Windows XP.

Man, those new computers come preloaded with Windoze Waste.

Windoze Waste by Ptero-4 August 15, 2006

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windoze user

Not to be confused with a Windows User or Windoze Luser, this is a person who uses Microsoft Windoze and has very little idea of what's going on with his computer. Has one of many characteristics (not an exhaustive list):

1. Total reliance on Daddy for anything technology related. (See Princess)
2. Obnoxious posts in help forums. (See example)
3. Inability to admit the existance/grooviness of other operating systems.
4. Dislike of learning or anything new, especially compiling.
5. Can't/Won't fix anything.
6. Starts Flamewars over piddly things.
7. Uses AOL.
8. Unwilling/Unable to use proper grammar or spelling.

1. Techie: What operating system do you have?
Windoze user: I don't know, daddy got it for me.

2. Thread Topic: Help ME PLZZ!!!!!!
yesterday my computer stoped i dont know how to fiks it i use itunes i have a paper do tomorow and if i dont do it i will CRY!!!!!! help me plz!!!!!!!

3. You use Linux? Nobody uses Linux! You Suck!

4. Edit a makefile? I never had to do that before!

5. (See example 2)

6. xchat Sucks!!!! LiNuX SuXz0rZ!!!!!!!!!!!

7. (See example 2)

8. (See example 2)

--Windoze User

windoze user by KD5PBO July 28, 2008

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Windoze Sevun

The latest and shittiest version of Micro$oft Windoze to date (yes even shittier than Vistuh). It is most likely used by offices that are too dumb to install any flavor of Linux on their CPUs or are too cheap to buy even a Mac Mini. It is most likely a memory hog/GPU hog and will slow down even the fastest CPUs.

Wow I got my new Dell for the office it should run even faster with Windoze Sevun. (5 mins later) Hello, I'm calling because my computer is showing the blue screen of death.

Windoze Sevun by Windoze Basher April 27, 2010

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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