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one who is of an unusually nature and posseses both qualities of having surname "willacy" and a key to the room.
"Wait a minute, your names Willacy... and your the key boy...WILOKKEY!"

"Shut the F**K UP!"
wilokey by CHESTERBAN April 7, 2005
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Someone who has unwavering perseverance and wisdom.
You really show Wilkey when you are confronted by hard times.
Wilkey by Artificial Wizard October 28, 2020
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worse than ratchet! in line it goes 1)trifflin 2)ratchet 3)Wilkey. It's basically the worst it gets.
Girl-"Coach, do we have to run today?!"
Coach-"Yes we do. It wouldn't hurt you to run anyways."
Friend-"Ohhh damn that was wilkey!"
OR
guy hits the tennis ball way over the fence.
"MAN WHAT KINDF OF WILKEY SHIT WAS THAT?!"
Wilkey by sarmeronii April 20, 2012
a huge nose or gargantuan nasal appendage
i snorted cocaine up my wilkey
wilkey by neil sinha February 5, 2007

Wilkey juice

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town Tyrone, GA.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Wilkey.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Wilkey through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Wilkey pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.
Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Wilkey Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Wilkey and get that Juice.
When you just happen to fuck everything up.

When you complain about absolutely everything.

When everything you do sucks
You’re being such a WILKEY.

You just wilkey’d that.

Your wilkering everything today.

Why is everything you say so wilkeristic
Wilkey by Cone elite August 22, 2018
When you just happen to fuck everything up.

When you complain about absolutely everything.

When everything you do sucks
You’re being such a WILKEY.

You just wilkey’d that.

Your wilkering everything today.

Why is everything you say so wilkeristic
Wilkey by Cone elite August 22, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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