wilokey 

one who is of an unusually nature and posseses both qualities of having surname "willacy" and a key to the room.

"Wait a minute, your names Willacy... and your the key boy...WILOKKEY!"

"Shut the F**K UP!"

wilokey by CHESTERBAN April 7, 2005

Wilkey 

Someone who has unwavering perseverance and wisdom.

You really show Wilkey when you are confronted by hard times.

Wilkey by Artificial Wizard October 28, 2020

Wilkey 

worse than ratchet! in line it goes 1)trifflin 2)ratchet 3)Wilkey. It's basically the worst it gets.

Girl-"Coach, do we have to run today?!"
Coach-"Yes we do. It wouldn't hurt you to run anyways."
Friend-"Ohhh damn that was wilkey!"
OR
guy hits the tennis ball way over the fence.
"MAN WHAT KINDF OF WILKEY SHIT WAS THAT?!"

Wilkey by sarmeronii April 20, 2012

wilkey 

a huge nose or gargantuan nasal appendage

i snorted cocaine up my wilkey

wilkey by neil sinha February 5, 2007

Wilkey juice

1. A form of juice made specifically from a man like God originating from the small town Tyrone, GA.

2. The natural fluid, fluid content, or liquid part that can be extracted from a Wilkey.

You extract the liquid from the mounds of a Wilkey through a large hard cylinder type object with a mushroom top with a drinking hole at the tip.

The juice can be extracted in several ways: constant tugging, kissing, sucking or a pump like motion of a Wilkey pole.

Also known as nectar for the goddesses. Can be used for bad complexion, dehydration of beautiful women and is a great protein supplement that can prolong happiness.

Girl 1: Wow your complexion looks great what is your secret?

Girl 2: I have been using Wilkey Juice once a day and I can feel the difference. It even does your body good to drink it.

Girl 1: Really?? What side effects does it have?

Girl 2: Round mouth, Red eyes & some pelvic pain.

Girl 1: Thats great, I want some...lets go find a Wilkey and get that Juice.

Wilkey juice by Dr. William Johnson March 9, 2012

Wilkey 

When you just happen to fuck everything up.

When you complain about absolutely everything.

When everything you do sucks

You’re being such a WILKEY.

You just wilkey’d that.

Your wilkering everything today.

Why is everything you say so wilkeristic

Wilkey by Cone elite August 22, 2018

Wilkey 

When you just happen to fuck everything up.

When you complain about absolutely everything.

When everything you do sucks

You’re being such a WILKEY.

You just wilkey’d that.

Your wilkering everything today.

Why is everything you say so wilkeristic

Wilkey by Cone elite August 22, 2018