willy wopper 

Willy whopper is my dick with a purple condom on it

Wow fam you have a Willy wopper

willy wopper by Spicey man June 2, 2017

Willy Whopper 

When a boy has an erection, taken from the UK name for penis (Willy), and a popular burger from Burger King (also due to the fact that Whopper is a description for something "big")

Tina was surprised to see Andy's Willy Whopper

Willy Whopper by AwesomeSpaceRanger November 23, 2014

willy wapper 

Andrew coull

Andrew is a willy wapper he likes penis

willy wapper by Andrew coull September 26, 2017

Wally Womper

The most British way to call someone a cock sucker.

Sir, take that cock out of your mouth! Do you want people calling you a wally womper?

Wally Womper by OleHickory! November 29, 2016

Walsack Wolly Womper 

When you Wolly Womp the Walsack. You will need:
*A loud, Caucasian, Spanish-speaking male.
*A local Wal-Mart.
*And some lead-based Chinese toys.

Head over to the Wal-Mart and find the cleaning aisle.
Then proceed to insert the lead-based toys into the Walsack's anal cavity. And then have the Walsack ghost ride the whip in the Wal-Mart Parking lot shouting obscene Mexican phrases. The pain from the lead-based chinese toys stretching and tearing his anus will be incentive enough.

Man 1: Look Mr. Walsack, lead-based Chinese toys.

Man 2: NO! Not the Walsack Wolly Womper!?!?

Walsack Wolly Womper by Sean139 October 23, 2007

willypopper 

when you pull your foreskins soo far back while wanking the string part snaps and makes a pop sound

Son: AHHHHHHH!
Dad: What happend!!!!!!
Son: I think I had a willypopper!!!!!!!
Dad: Ahh not again son

willypopper by PlusUltra October 26, 2017

willywomper 

Williwomper means a God's man, someone dedicated to God.

"Look! A willywomper is praying by the good church."

willywomper by Willywomper26 March 22, 2017