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Willy wacker 

pulling down your pants and shouting anyone want be my willy wacker only bad thing is some people will kick you in the balla ouch that got hurt
Who like be my willy wacker it’s wacky it’s fun I’m about to cum
Willy wacker by Sex vibe July 7, 2018

willy wacker 

someone who likes to wank alot, more then the average person (dave faid)
For gods sake, do u have to be such a willy wacker!
willy wacker by natty April 29, 2004

Willy Wacker Pinky 

When you get your penis stuck in a blender so your dad plunges it out with a chainsaw.

willy wanker 

British slang for male masturbation.
Someone who jacks off.
Not to be confused with Willy Wonka.
He masturbates all the time. He is such a willy wanker.
willy wanker by Worthleast January 5, 2009

Willy Wanker 

A pedophile that offers you candy/chocolate/fat foods.
They target small children and mostly ride in vehicles.
Some times harmless, or sometimes the candy is drugged.
You might want to watch out for these, mothers.
Dad:"Look at that Willy Wanker over there..."
Mom:"Lets hurry up and get Billy."
Dad:"Agreed."

Billy:"But hes giving out candy!"
Mom:"Come on Billy, were going home."

Willy Wanker 

That 1 kid ur friends with who wanks all the time. for some fucking reason!
HAYYYYY look its willy wanker boi.
Willy Wanker by booblover69420 December 2, 2019
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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