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Straightup playboy, doesnt't bother no one, loves to play video games, is super intelligent, is very social with people, best person you will meet, treats the ladies like Queen elizabeth.
There aint nobody better than willmy
Willmy is THE GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!
I want a man that could treat me like Willmy does
willmy by Kingwill1234567 November 29, 2017
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Willybone (mort) 

Right hand assistant of junior the forbidden one. Perhaps the smartest and most logical ally junior grimes could ever have. The Alfred to Batman if you will since juniors technically a villain.

Willybone weiner aka “mort” or “wendybone” is juniors trusted partner whom operates most of juniors equipment and camera work as well as the creative consultant for MOST PROJECTS that they work on. For people. No one goes to the beak except through junior.

Well, no story goes to the printer except though Willy (willybone)

Friend of poachy smalls as well, but works exclusively creative wise with J grimes. Also independent at times. (YouTuber, etc)

Willybone, also seen in the batman jr grimes comic book as yet again juniors assistant and ally.

Wendybone likes feet and king junior has to keep his shoes on.
Willybone: boss if your gonna make those web shooters you need the chemicals first

King junior: oh, so order them!

Willybone: ugh, *proceeds to order chemicals*

King junior: well ? Are they here yet ?

Willybone: I barely ordered, they haven’t even shipped yet

King junior: aaugh! It’ll take forever I need those web shooters ASAP

willybone: your not the brightest bulb in the bunch are you?

King junior: enough! Tickle my feet

Willybone: ooh feet! I’ll get the marker!

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Willybone (mort) is junior grimes’ partner and assistant, his most important ally

Willy weiner

Wendybone (or “Willybone”) , another name for mort aka juniors assistant and creative partner /liaison
Willy Weiner is the youngest creative consultant this world has ever witnessed!

It’s no wonder J grimes is as successful as he is, it’s because of willy weiner and his creative expertise and justified criticism that brings old J back into reality and binds him logic so that he doesn’t make a fool out of himself (as junior usually does)

Willybone 

junior’s bodyguard and partner who oversees most of Js creative ventures and schemes. Often seen as slightly more logical and intelligent part of why willys considered the brains and junior the dumb muscle and frontman of the whole goddamn operation

Willybone is aka “mort” or even “wendy weiner
Willybone and junior went to see Spider-Man: no way home and also saw venom 2 years earlier

Junior and willybone are what king julien and mort are or even doc and marty mcfly, hell even Rick and morty

Willybone has an IQ bigger than juniors shoe size

If it weren’t for Willybones creative consultations junior grimes perhaps would’ve never gotten this far in how career/activities
Willybone by Savingymroutine66 January 18, 2022

trumps willy 

a tiny sausage, like a Vienna, but smaller and with an odd orange (Cheeto-like) color
Do you know what trumps willy tastes like? Hell, no, get out of here, you disgusting trumpervert!
trumps willy by Eppypotamus August 20, 2019

chilly willy wumpkins 

Very cold weather. An expression popularised by minor internet celebrity and UK top 5 music artist Kunt and the Gang
Brrrr, it’s chilly willy wumpkins out there!
chilly willy wumpkins by CornhoIio February 10, 2021

Mort (willybone) 

Junior’s executive partner, bodyguard, right when assistant and creative consultant.

Pretty much mort, likes feet and loyal to king junior (mr J)

Mort (willybone) keeps junior’s projects and ideas safe and without him junior would probably be hopelessly lost
mort (willybone) is famous for his liking to feet

Tv: tonight we’re discussing foot fetish——

Mort (willybone): did someone say FEET!!!!!!

mort (willybone) *gets overly excited* GIMME GIMME THE FEET!!!!!!!

king junior: mort!!!! *ugh* *gets feet grabbed by mort (willybone)

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Mort (willybone) is junior’s personal assistant/partner and occasionally solo Fortniter/Minecrafter

Mort (willybone)
Mort (willybone) by Makenbaconshakin February 28, 2022
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