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willem-jan 

Probably the best man on earth, if someone calls you a Willem-Jan you're blessed. Respect that person.
Dude you're like a Willem-Jan!
willem-jan by willemjan7 July 17, 2017

Willem-Jan 

Wiljan is the abbreviation of Willem-Jan. The term Wiljan is most used in ways do describe a failure of some kind.
They tend to have a cryptic sense of humor and never apologizes for anything cause he cannot do anything wrong.
A: "I'm didn't pass my math exam"
B: "You are such a Willem-Jan"
Willem-Jan by Mizumeister June 15, 2020

Jan Willem 

The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.

Also, he is probably your real father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?
Jan Willem by guacamollen May 16, 2018

Jan-Willem 

Best kid around, he has all the girls.
Everybody likes him.
He can get every girl he wants.
I wiss i was a Jan-Willem
Jan-Willem by PUSSYDESTROYER!! February 13, 2017

jan-willem 

This is a person who is very different, most of them like black Dicks.
Wtf is Jan-Willem doing??
jan-willem by gamerstyle000 February 15, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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