An absolute bozo. On May 24, 2019, he committed a crime which he described only as "13 kids. 1 flamethrower."
His name isn't William, it's Williuam Billiuam Will Bill Liam Bradley Rice Krispy Treat!
Williuam Billiuam Will Bill Liam Bradley Rice Krispy Treat is such a bozo.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).