2 definitions by some_random_hanzenite

Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

Lights out Pirates Closer that got caught soliciting a minor. He changed his last name from Rivero to Vazquez so he could try to get away with it.

Pirates Fan: You saw that Felipe Vazquez got caught soliciting a minor?
Other Pirates Fan: You mean Felipe "R. Kelly" Vazquez

by some_random_hanzenite September 18, 2019

*Will Rice College Exists*
Literally Everyone Else: "Fuck Will Rice!!!"

by some_random_hanzenite September 18, 2019