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when semen gets stuck in your public hair & no matter what you do, it 'will not' come out.

You've had that will knot there for ages.

will knot by newtdecay January 14, 2008

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will knot

When little clumps of shit get caught in your ass hair, and they WILL NOT come out.

Goddamn Will Knots, dunno what to do about them.

will knot by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

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Will knot

An ex-girlfriend or boyfriend who will knot get lost. Play on words: not/knot. Connotes other meanings of "will knot," lending a derogatory air to the disposed of individual, comparing them to something gross stuck between your ass cheeks.

He broke up with her, but she still WILL NOT stop texting him. She's a WILL KNOT and needs to get a life, like, now.

Will knot by wachaaaaa November 30, 2010

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will knots

pieces of shit stuck in ass hair, that will "knot" come off

Oh man i got some really rusty will knots

will knots by Chode Master April 17, 2003

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willknot

When a piece of poop somehow escapes the toilet paper and sticks to an ass hair or two. i.e. dingleberry

Dude i looked in the mirror this morning and i had a willknot the size of a golf ball on my ass.

willknot by ThE KnOb gObLiN June 25, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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