will knot 

when semen gets stuck in your public hair & no matter what you do, it 'will not' come out.

You've had that will knot there for ages.

will knot by newtdecay January 14, 2008

will knot 

When little clumps of shit get caught in your ass hair, and they WILL NOT come out.

Goddamn Will Knots, dunno what to do about them.

will knot by bobbt.cum February 27, 2003

Will knot 

An ex-girlfriend or boyfriend who will knot get lost. Play on words: not/knot. Connotes other meanings of "will knot," lending a derogatory air to the disposed of individual, comparing them to something gross stuck between your ass cheeks.

He broke up with her, but she still WILL NOT stop texting him. She's a WILL KNOT and needs to get a life, like, now.

Will knot by wachaaaaa November 30, 2010

will knots

pieces of shit stuck in ass hair, that will "knot" come off

Oh man i got some really rusty will knots

will knots by Chode Master April 17, 2003

willknot 

When a piece of poop somehow escapes the toilet paper and sticks to an ass hair or two. i.e. dingleberry

Dude i looked in the mirror this morning and i had a willknot the size of a golf ball on my ass.

willknot by ThE KnOb gObLiN June 25, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020