A rumor that gets spread so fast that everyone knows it in at least 30 seconds.
Lets say that you never got a girlfriend in your life and you tell your friends at school at work. Since you told them its your first girlfriend they start to spread it and becomes a uncontrollable wildfire.
Don't tell anyone about this. It will spread like wildfire!
The act of setting a girl who is currently PMSing's tampon string on fire and then letting it set her bush on fire. As a bonus you can put out the fire with your semen or piss.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.