An addiction to searching subjects on Wikipedia, Wikiquote, or any by-product of the Wikipedia family. A person with a wikiddiction will spend endless hours on the computer, just reading biographies or looking at pictures. They need help.
Tom! You have to help me! My wikiddiction has gotten worse- I just read the entire article on the history of the Lima bean.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.