8 definitions by SirLeche

A jobber is someone that is a no name loser. He never plays and when he does, he's only in to get playing time or to lose on purpose.
MLS is full of jobbers.

Cape Fear High school is full of jobbers

Goldberg only wrestled jobbers.
by SirLeche April 30, 2005
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Hells no is worse then "Hell no." Hence the "s" after Hell.. which implies that that it is multiple Hells making it worse then only a single Hell.
Bro - Go to the Kenny Chesney concert with me
Me - Hells no. Kenny Chesney is a fag.
by SirLeche May 3, 2005
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A person who beasts ass. Typically, it is a male homosexual who enjoys inserting his member into the anus of another man.
Gay Dude: I wanna beast your ass.
Gay Dude 2: I'm ready for your assbeast style.
by SirLeche May 31, 2005
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The most criticized sport in the United States because of "low scoring, no contact, look gay, fags, blah blah".. when actually its the best sport in the world. It is normally dissed by American Football players that feel they are "men" because they wear a shitload of pads and run for 5 seconds at a time. Most of the time, the hot ladies end up with a soccer player.
American Football player - How did he get that fine girl?
Hot girl - He plays soccer. I love soccer players.
American Football player - Damn. My penis is small.
Soccer player - Ho Ho Ho.. I'm the man.
by SirLeche May 3, 2005
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The approximate calculation of a shitload is 743 lbs.
Whoa dude... Your girl weighs a shitload.
by SirLeche April 29, 2005
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Getting dome in the shower.. a hybrid mix of shower and dome
by SirLeche April 28, 2005
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a female wigger that is known for using ebonics.
girl: yo i rep the 910 wit my sexi bodi
by SirLeche July 23, 2006
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