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The Wifter is a small joint, opposit to a Bifter. Wifters are often rolled by begginers or pussyoles.
Rah boy i aint smoking no Wifter, I wanna get thrust!

Check this manz rolled some next Wifter.
Wifter by Ricky Allsop June 21, 2008
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cuddy wifter 

A left-handed person. Old English slang.
He's not right-handed, he's a cuddy wifter.
cuddy wifter by junky January 31, 2005

golly-wifter

Someone Who is Left-Handed;
Used Before 1900 AD, in Lincolnshire & East Yorkshire.
Thought to be from an either Norse, or Old English Root.
" He lost his right arm in a war, so he had to become a Golly-Wifter "
golly-wifter by Cyril Squirrel April 8, 2007

cuddie wifter

A cuddie wifter is someone who is a person who acts like a dick but also smells like one.
That gimp is a right cuddie wifter.
cuddie wifter by MH June 6, 2003

smiffy wifter 

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs
shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again
smiffy wifter by jed January 22, 2004

Golly-Wifter

Deprecatory Adjective: Someone who is Left-Handed.
Used in North Lincolnshire & East Yorkshire.
Pre-circa.1900AD.
Thought to be Old English.
" As he lost his right arm in the war he's had no other choice but to become a golly-wifter.
Golly-Wifter by Cyril Squirrel April 7, 2007

The Winter Arc 

A time where every man must face the mental and physical challenges of winter. A time to put your head down and get things done.
The winter arc will soon commence.

Are you ready for the winter arc?
The Winter Arc by thewinterarc August 31, 2022
Word of the Day on October 17, 2024
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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