Wifter

The Wifter is a small joint, opposit to a Bifter. Wifters are often rolled by begginers or pussyoles.

Rah boy i aint smoking no Wifter, I wanna get thrust!

Check this manz rolled some next Wifter.

by Ricky Allsop June 21, 2008

cuddy wifter

A left-handed person. Old English slang.

He's not right-handed, he's a cuddy wifter.

by junky January 31, 2005

golly-wifter

Someone Who is Left-Handed;
Used Before 1900 AD, in Lincolnshire & East Yorkshire.
Thought to be from an either Norse, or Old English Root.

" He lost his right arm in a war, so he had to become a Golly-Wifter "

by Cyril Squirrel April 01, 2007

cuddie wifter

A cuddie wifter is someone who is a person who acts like a dick but also smells like one.

That gimp is a right cuddie wifter.

by MH June 06, 2003

smiffy wifter

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs

shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again

by jed January 22, 2004

Golly-Wifter

Deprecatory Adjective: Someone who is Left-Handed.
Used in North Lincolnshire & East Yorkshire.
Pre-circa.1900AD.
Thought to be Old English.

" As he lost his right arm in the war he's had no other choice but to become a golly-wifter.

by Cyril Squirrel April 01, 2007