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The Part of the Year when it is both Legally, and Ecologically, Acceptable to Hunt for Animals,Fish or Game, of a Particular Species.
All the (civilised) Local National Governments set Start and End Dates for the Open Season; and the Closed Season.
These dates can be different for each of the Animals, Fish, or Game Species which a Hunter/Angler wants to target.
In Order to Avoid Being Caught, Arrested and Fined, it is necessary to Find out what the Start and End Dates are for the Open Season; as it applies to the Species of Quarry which YOU want to Hunt.
( The Survival of Species is At Stake; So Don't Risk Being Busted.)
The Fines are, Quite Rightly; VERY PAINFULLY EXPENSIVE.
by Cyril Squirrel April 9, 2007
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Spring-Smithing was originally a branch of the Blacksmith's Trade-Skills.
A Spring-Smith is the Person who Puts The Force of Resilience into the Pre-Formed-Spring-Shape :
By Heating It; and Cooling It Very Slowly:
In a very-care-fully-controlled-manner.
The Traditional Method was to heat the forged mild steel up to a pale-cherry-red colour; and Immersing it in almost-boiling oil;which was then Very Slowly Cooled in a pit; in a packed-straw or hay-insulated box; which was then covered in HOT SAND to retain the heat.
A fire would then be lit on top of the sand, to keep it hot for a week, or as long as required.

WARNING !!! Especially At The Moment Of Immersion :
THIS TRADITIONAL METHOD INCLUDES A HIGH FIRE RISK.

It Should Only Ever Be Attempted Out-Doors, By Professionals, who have Good Fire-Fighting equipment nearby, and the skills to use it Safely.
" Take those old cart-springs down to the Spring-Smith; and have them re-boinged! "
by Cyril Squirrel April 1, 2007
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Someone Who is Left-Handed;
Used Before 1900 AD, in Lincolnshire & East Yorkshire.
Thought to be from an either Norse, or Old English Root.
" He lost his right arm in a war, so he had to become a Golly-Wifter "
by Cyril Squirrel April 1, 2007
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Deprecatory Adjective: Someone who is Left-Handed.
Used in North Lincolnshire & East Yorkshire.
Pre-circa.1900AD.
Thought to be Old English.
" As he lost his right arm in the war he's had no other choice but to become a golly-wifter.
by Cyril Squirrel April 1, 2007
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Descriptive Noun. Pronounced Stowgy.
American Slang;
Stoagie was exported to Europe in 1965 by Roger Miller;
in a top-ten-singles song
called King of the Road.
Meaning = A Partly-Smoked Cigar, or Cigar Butt.
Sometimes Mis-Spelled by Europeans as Stoggy or Stoggie.
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I smoke old stoagies I have found,
Short, but not too big around,
by Cyril Squirrel April 2, 2007
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Adjective; used to describe Anything which is Especially Welcome.
Originally a mis-pronunciation of super-delicious.
It can be used to decribe Anything ; Food, Sex, Gadgets, etc.; Ad Infinitum.
That's more than good-good-good; its Superglishus.
by Cyril Squirrel April 11, 2007
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Noun = Wood-Pigeon, Columba palumbus
Native of Europe & Asia.
Also Known as the "Ring-Dove"
They are a beautiful, plump, grey bird with white rings on the wings.
The Males(cocks)have a Round-Topped Skull, whilst the Females(hens)have a Flat-Topped Skull.
They make a persistent, yet somehow relaxing, "Coo-Cooing" sound ring out amongst the trees.
Each Breeding Pair Produce Two;
or in a good year Three clutches of two young per clutch each year, in a single nest.
They are only distantly related to the City-Pigeon or Rock-Dove Columba livia
They are Delicious;
when wrapped in streaky bacon & roasted; Or
when boned-out,diced and put in a
Pigeon-Pie with gravy and sweetcorn;
Or
when put into a
Pigeon and Rabbit-Pie;
Or when put in a Crow and Pigeon-Pie
Recipies Abound For Pigeon-Casseroles.
Use Your Imagination.
They Eat Our Crops.
" Mum says she's got the Vegetables and the Sauce; So I'm off to get the Stoggies "
by Cyril Squirrel April 1, 2007
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