jed's definitions

silenthalo

A pompous jackass who thinks he is better than the people around him and expresses it by making witty remarks.

Dude! You're such a silent halo.

by Jed September 12, 2003

bendeco

Someone who will diss everything. A complete low-life

Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes "click".

by Jed January 12, 2004

smiffy wifter

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs

shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again

by jed January 22, 2004

Tijuana crime scene

This occurs when guy that is titty fucking a girl shits on her chest just before he cums... he continues to trust back and forth getting the cum and shit all over.... ie a big mess. There can be numerous variations to this

When I was done with Jane she looked like a Tijuana crime scene. Then she mademe dinner. What a dumb bitch!

by Jed June 14, 2003

nelka

A way of saying nigger when you cant say it in front of a black person

Wassup Nelka?

by Jed November 8, 2003

dressel

noun; apt to being tall; considered by some to be the coolest mother fucker ever.

Man, Dressel is the coolest mother fucker ever.

by JED April 12, 2005

jedboobs

Voluptuous natural gargantuans found upon a males chest. This male is usually known as Jed.

The kid was trying to wack off but his jedboobs got in the way.

by Jed October 19, 2004