wiffle dust

The collection of pubic hair sprinkled into a unknowingly recipient's drink so when they take a drink, they end up with a mouth full of short curlys.

Mark was pissed when he was trying to score some digits from a chic and got hit with some wiffle dust right in front of her.

by Steeevr January 6, 2009

Whiffle Dust

The microscopic particles of poo dust created when farting. It is actually these airbourne bits of turd that carry the tender scent and sometimes even the subtle taste of shart through the air and to your senses to enjoy.

Laughing heartily at Earl's huge fart I accidentally received a dank and grimy mouthful of whiffle dust. It was then that I realized Earl had boiled eggs for breakfast.

by eetadeek August 19, 2009

Whiffle dust

The collection of fluff that accumulates in a person’s keeker button (bellybutton)

His fleece hoodie left a bunch of whiffle dust in his belly button

by Roxx65 March 5, 2023

Dusty waffle

The dusty waffle is an extremely rare and expensive piece of waffle. It plays drums in a band called Queen Annes Revenge. It listens to only the best music and always has at least 10 girls trying to get on it's dick. The dusty waffle is very funny but it's an in-the-closet nerd, which is adorable. It also snores. It's always down to hangout and have an adventure. And most important, the dusty waffle loves it's best friend, Becca. <3

What's 10x better than a blue waffle?
A dusty waffle.

by Youurbiggestfan June 30, 2011