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wifen up 

Man 1: Mayne I'm thinking of wifen up shawty

Man 2: Yeah that's a good look
wifen up by Krosyrup October 17, 2011
Words you can keep
(v) The act of taking a desirable woman to be your wife.
Man 1 "Dude, she's smart, pretty, nice and likes beer and football, I totally gotta wife her up"
Man 2 "That's a great wife up. Solid find"
Wife up by ElTigreNegro December 9, 2009

wifed up 

When a man is held down or in check by a female counterpart so as to not engage in social situations with other members of the general public.
Our good buddy Brian Davis was "wifed up" this evening and instead of hanging out with the guys, wished to just gay it up and make love by the fireside.
wifed up by Wach November 9, 2007

wifed-up 

taken by one man/woman and one man/woman only, faithful and loved by the one person.
im wifed-up and loving my life.
wifed-up by dada polk April 28, 2008

wifed up 

"yo can i holla at ya boy he lookn mad cute"
"nah he wifed up"
wifed up by yo liz January 6, 2007
Verb.
"Wife her up"

Use in order to tell your boy that a girl is so tight you should make her your wife.

Or, use derogatory to make fun of someone who is whipped.
That girl is bangin'. You gotta wifer up before someone else does.

Dude, youre with that chick all the time. You gonna wifer up or what?
wifer up by Chevin Kerry January 13, 2008

wifed up 

Someone who is in a relationship. Specifically someone who is completely involved in a relationship that they ignore friends and change their lifestyle.
Erica - Hey Molly you are completely wifed up huh?
Molly - No way, me and Harry Potter are barely seeing each other. Besides he is way to cool for me just like everyone else ever and ever and ever.
Erica - You don't even hang out with us anymore though. You just play Quidditch with him all day.
Molly - Well Erica, really no one likes hanging out with you anyway. You are kind of a loser, but ok maybe I am a little wifed up.
wifed up by rap battle master March 30, 2009
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