A person, who once a month under a full moon turns into a retarded person. This condtion is usually transmitted from being bitten or scratched by a retard.

1.

"I was walking my dog last night, and we were attacked by Weretards."

2.

"That retarded kid, Jim, bit me yesterday. I better go to the doctor and check to make sure i'm not weretarded."

weretard by SloppyJake June 28, 2007

WordTard

A WordTard is someone who makes up a word in order to submit it to a dictionary website because they think they are clever or funny, but in fact they are neither.

"It seems like most of the new words at urbandictionary.com are written by WordTards."

WordTard by TommyJMac March 20, 2009

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Weirdgardium flexiosa but ok

Used in reply to something odd or weird that you wouldn't agree with or understand, but go with anyway but it's used by harry potter fans.
Also see:weird flex, but okand wingardium leviosa

A: I love you.
ME: *with a drawn on scar round glasses and a dobby pillow* weirdgardium flexiosa but ok

Weirdgardium flexiosa but ok by Wasuuuuup December 10, 2018

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weedtarded

A temporary but profoundly altered state of consciousness achieved through the ingestion of special medicinal herbs.

What a rough day. Time to get weedtarded and chill out.

weedtarded by Weedtarded February 13, 2009

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WeedTard

Someone that is retarded about weed.

Kyle is such a WeedTard

WeedTard by Microsoft Freek/Sony Fanboy Killer January 15, 2006

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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