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Wicked Witch 

Nardo wick whole song “wicked witch) she know you a gangster
Tried to keep you outta trouble so you thank her , She take away my anger
You need her to hold you down, be your anchor
I luh my baby girl , she my wicked witch fr
Wicked Witch by gronalaygeh November 20, 2022

The Wicked Witch of the East

When you pass out in the bathroom from too much drugs or alcohol while in the process of taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Often makes an incredible mess.
To her horror, Sally walked into the bathroom and discovered someone had killed the Wicked Witch of the East.
Sometimes you think you get rid of the Wicked Witch of the East and the Wicked Witch of the West comes around.
See also Wicked Witch, Wicked Witching, The Wicked Witch of the West

Wicked Witch of the West 

Bitter/strict/mean old woman.

Usually a receptionist of some sort.
John: Old wicked witch of the west over there didn't accept my ID 'cause it was 1 month expired.

Timmy: What a bitter old hag!

Wicked Witch 

An explosive, messy bowel movement occurring when you are exceptionally intoxicated on drugs or alcohol. Often occurs suddenly and does not require consciousness.
Tom realized the wicked witch was coming too late to find a proper toilet.
Sally walked in her bathroom and suddenly realized the wicked witch had visited it the night before.
See also Wicked Witching, The Wicked Witch of the West, The Wicked Witch of the East
Wicked Witch by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018

Wicked witch 

Your mother-in-law,whore,or your normal bitch.
Man:AHHH!!It's the wicked witch,oh,no that's
your bitchy mother-in-law.
Wicked witch by Zenox November 10, 2008

The Wicked Witch of the West

When you suddenly pass out and collapse from too much drugs or alcohol and have an explosive, messy bowel movement. Looks like you're melting.
Jane was walking towards the main stage when suddenly the skies darkend and to the crowd's horror, she was struck down by the Wicked Witch of the West.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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