An explosive, messy bowel movement occurring when you are exceptionally intoxicated on drugs or alcohol. Often occurs suddenly and does not require consciousness.
Tom realized the wicked witch was coming too late to find a proper toilet.
Sally walked in her bathroom and suddenly realized the wicked witch had visited it the night before.
See also Wicked Witching, The Wicked Witch of the West, The Wicked Witch of the East
by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018
Get the Wicked Witch mug.
The act of being extremely intoxicated and taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Does not require consciousness.
Tom, don’t go wicked witching my bedroom, the bathroom is right across the hall!
Sally looked up and saw Tom wicked witching behind the dumpster.
See also Wicked Witch, The Wicked Witch of the East, The Wicked Witch of the West
by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018
Get the Wicked Witching mug.
Your mother-in-law,whore,or your normal bitch.
Man:AHHH!!It's the wicked witch,oh,no that's
your bitchy mother-in-law.
by Zenox November 15, 2006
Get the Wicked witch mug.
the leader of a group of girls flying monkey who are too stupid to think for themselves. Generally reasonably smart with dictator-like tendencies.
Kristen and Amanda reported to the wicked witch.
by Onyx Rose September 5, 2005
Get the Wicked witch mug.
Someone or something that causes a flaw or self-destructive quality to appear in someone (e.g in a snow white) or something else. Derived from the Wicked Witch in the tale 'Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' where the witch poisons Snow White with a red apple.
Friend1: "How's your wifey situation going?"
Friend2: "It was going good now its got a wicked witch in it."
Friend1: "Why?"
Friend2: "You know how my cousin's best friends with my girl, well she told her that I was with a snow white when I went on hols and now she's paranoid all the time."
by Sir Pink Panther April 11, 2006
Get the wicked witch mug.
When you are masturbating in the shower and your feet hang out of the curtain.
Klint was caught wicked witching by his mom last night
by the real master 86 July 27, 2017
Get the wicked witching mug.
When you pass out in the bathroom from too much drugs or alcohol while in the process of taking an explosive, messy bowel movement. Often makes an incredible mess.
To her horror, Sally walked into the bathroom and discovered someone had killed the Wicked Witch of the East.
Sometimes you think you get rid of the Wicked Witch of the East and the Wicked Witch of the West comes around.
See also Wicked Witch, Wicked Witching, The Wicked Witch of the West
by @WhoaBigBill January 27, 2018
Get the The Wicked Witch of the East mug.