The fixed version of what you would type if you want to see urban dictionary have a crisis. It used to be “get the fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug” (search that up in urban dictionary), but then there would be an extra mug at the end of a sentence. I am taking this too seriously, so let me just excuse myself and die.
Person 1: hey let me search “fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking” up so I can get a kick out of urban dictionary having a crisis.
*after searching this up urban dictionary comes through the screen with a mug and a gun Person 1: shit *dies*
When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”
A meme from a game called Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... Even my fingers... The body I've lost...
The comrades I've lost... Won't stop hurting
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.