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The digital camera/webcam photo, self portrait you put up on your favorite social networking site, that was designed to make you look sexy/deep/artistic/clever but instead makes you look like a whore (rhymes with portrait)
My whortrait on myspace and facebook makes me look sexy, artistic, and clever all at the same time.
by jookyone April 11, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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