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The digital camera/webcam photo, self portrait you put up on your favorite social networking site, that was designed to make you look sexy/deep/artistic/clever but instead makes you look like a whore (rhymes with portrait)
My whortrait on myspace and facebook makes me look sexy, artistic, and clever all at the same time.
by jookyone April 11, 2008

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Any place reasonably equipped to drop a deuce; A toilet; A bathroom
Stefan ate P.F. Changs and must now drop a deuce weighing 80 Courics in the deucery.
by jookyone March 12, 2008

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