whore bear

(Adj) A hairy bitchy skank whose claws come out on a regular basis.

"Whore bearing": (verb) the act of being a whore bear

That whore bear just punched me in the cooter because she thought I made out with her boyfriend. (as an adjective)

She's been whore bearing it up lately.(as a verb)

by Stephanie D October 28, 2007

Bear Whore

An unhinged hairy woman

That woman is a complete bear whore

by Goddess Moliie March 22, 2024

Where the bear shit in the buckwheat

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.

«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»

by The_big_Vingtetunieme June 25, 2009

Beard Whore

Someone with a strong attraction to face fuzz. They could give you a list as long as your arm of bearded men they find attractive, and they probably follow them all on twitter/instagram/facebook too.

Girl 1: "I think I'm in love with Ricki Hall"

Girl 2: "Me too! ......have you seen Chris Millington though?"

Girl 1: "You're such a Beard Whore"

by TMT2013 September 7, 2013

Whorewear

Revealing lowbrow attire that may cause people to define you as a whore.

she's got her whorewear on tonight

by NoodleFishMonkey February 11, 2009

whorebeast

A whore who is so large and hairy that he/she looks more like a sasquatch than a human being.

Yo momma is such a whorebeast, after I was done tossing her salad, I coughed up a hairball.

by Wang Delicious January 28, 2003

Whoreboard

A combination of the 2 words, "Scoreboard" and "Whore", which is used to depict a tally of the number of people within your immediate location (i.e. in the same room, in the same bar) with whom you've had sexual relations.

"Aggie and Tracy just walked in. My whoreboard is at 2!"

"I'm scared to go to my high school reunion because my whoreboard will be around 15."

"I was at City Tavern on a date with Travis. My ex-boyfriend was bar tending, and last weekend's fling was also at the bar. Whoreboard - 3."

by MeanJoeFunStory March 17, 2014