Often confused with birdwatching, the Whore is best observed wandering home early Saturday mornings. They are best identified by four inch heels, ass bearing skirts and excessive glitter.

Jessica: Ahh, and here we see a different breed of Whore rarely seen while Whorewatching. Her heels remain on her feet. Though she spent the night on the floor of a frat house, she attempts to wander home with dignity.

Whorewatching by JonniGirl November 5, 2011

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whorefare

Breeding every year and relying on govt. handouts
but somehow can afford fake nails, hair and tatoos
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Just got my whorefare check dis month! Lets get some ink and hit da casino!
after my baby daddy buys his dope...

whorefare by TRUThHurtz July 23, 2014

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Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare

One of the newer titles to come out of Sex-A-Vision's porn network of gaming. Includes modern-day whores blowing the crap out of Russian guys. With both their mouths and large automatic weapons.

Two guys talking about Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare

Guy A: Hey, have you played Modern Whorefare 2 yet?

Guy B: Yeah, got blown, then blown up!

Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare by RoninEx October 11, 2011

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whoretard

A girl, typically brunette, who acts retardedly in front of mass audiences, thus making her a whore for being retarded.

Dude, I think kaileys mentally challenged.

Nahh bro shes just a whoretard.

whoretard by jiggalooo December 3, 2011

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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